Top 50+ Funny Valentine's Day 2017 Messages

It is the most awaited day in a couple of days time, which lovers around the world are eagerly waiting also. This day is one of the most beautiful day in the year. Lovers throughout the year are planning to celebrate Happy Valentines day in a special manner. Huge and elaborate plans are in place. Some are planning long drives, some are romantic stroll in the garden with flowers in full bloom, some are planning fancy outings at some fancy place, some a fancy ball at expensive hotels etc. Love is the key word doing rounds.In that day an air of expectations and anticipations is flowing hard. Wish all the lovers, all the best and cheers. Happy Valentines Day 2017 Poems.

Funny Valentine 1

Funny Valentine Day Message.

A Good Wife Is One of Those Who…
Serves Her Husband Life From The Critical Situations..
Just Like That Savitri..
In The Morning Like A Mother Does
Loves Him In The Day
Like A Sister Does
And Please Him Or Her
Like A Prostitute In The Night
Wish You Happy Valentine’s Day 2017…  Funny Valentines Day Messages

I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today.
I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever!
Happy Valentine’s Day, my Sweetheart!

Valentine’s Day Special:
‘I love you’ is a mathematical function where,
‘I love’ – is constant and
‘you’ – is a variable!… Funny Valentines Day Messages

Funny Valentine 2

Mohabbat Kia Hai…?
Hindi Ne Kaha:
Bewafao Ka Khel Hai.
Maths Ne Kaha:
Ìslamìyat Ne Kaha:
1 Ìbadat Hy.
Geography Ne Kaha:
Dìlon Kì Sarhaden Open Krne Ka Nam Hy.
Scìence Ne Kaha:
2 Dilon K Darmìyan Kashìsh Hy.
Hìstory Ne Kaha:
Taj Mahal Ka Dosra Nam Hy.
Or Aap Kìa Kehte Ho…?

 I Miss U Very Much!
I need you in my life because I LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU forever.

Valentine Day Status For Whats up.

 As busy as we get, we need to be reminded that we are still sweethearts. Valentine’s Day is a good day for me to stop and realize how wonderful you make me feel. Happy Valentine’s Day.

 I cherish every minute that I spend with you! I am so blessed that I can, for a love so special.

 A day without you is a day without sun, a night without you is a night without moon; a life without you is a life without life.

“If I could, I would wrap up all my love for you and put in a gift box. But they don’t make boxes large enough.”

“Love is in the air! So don’t hold your breath.”

“Happiness is a perfume. You cannot spread on others without getting a few drops on urself. So always be happy
to make others happy!”

I like pizza,you like pizza,i'm bad at poems,Kiss me!

Can I borrow a Kiss? I promise I'll give it back!

I promise to vote for any presidential candidate, who promise to forbid Valentine’s Day.

I love you with all my butt,I would say Heart But my butt is bigger.

I wish a happy Valentine’s Day to someone who is already planning the best night of my whole life.

Thanks for secretly becoming my Valentine by hearing one of my tweets on Twitter.

You should leave office earlier today so your colleagues will think you have some romantic plans for Valentine’s Day.

Funny Valentine 3

Every single man knows that the best part of being his own date for Valentine’s Day is knowing that he is guaranteed to score.

You may find it hard to find a girlfriend on Valentines’ Day if your X-ray is better than you photo.

What’s does my perfect Valentine’s day look like? I am sitting at work with 5 cell phones in front of me and people are calling me every 10 minutes to buy one of the 50 reservations that I made in different restaurants.

I'm not sure which is worse. Missing you, or the fact that there's nothing I can do about it
The Best way to kill yourself is to love somebody truly and you will die daily.


Post a Comment

Note: only a member of this blog may post a comment.